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Minoan-era cataclysm suddenly trending again in Greece

2 hours ago

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Eric Schmitt sort of admits Trump is a fucking mentally ill shitbrain

4 hours ago

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Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck diverge again

5 hours ago

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Ketamine Brain sues Lego, Nestle, Tyson Foods, and others for not buying ads on platform filled with racist conspiracy theory bullshit

6 hours ago

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Transportation Secretary won’t share evidence of DEI scourge

6 hours ago

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President Dipshit already getting defensive over tariffs

7 hours ago

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Harris gets big applause at DNC meeting

21 hours ago

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Water expert proud of his underling’s accomplishment

1 day ago

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Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

1 day ago

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New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

1 day ago

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McDonald’s settles lawsuit against Latino scholarship program

1 day ago

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Movie Night Friday: The Last Waltz

2 days ago

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“Viral” social media douchebags running wild with “Trump voter”

2 days ago

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FCC commands CBS to turn over Harris 60 Minutes interview docs

2 days ago

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Canadian premier candidate urges 100 percent tariff on Teslas

2 days ago

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“There could some temporary short term disruption”

2 days ago

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Walking heart attack says tariffs will go perfectly fine

2 days ago

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“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

2 days ago

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Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

2 days ago

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Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

2 days ago

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Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

2 days ago

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Yay! More inflation!

2 days ago

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Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

2 days ago

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Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

2 days ago

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Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

2 days ago

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Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

2 days ago

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NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

2 days ago

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MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

2 days ago

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Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

2 days ago

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Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

2 days ago

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“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

2 days ago

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Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

2 days ago

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Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

2 days ago

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Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

3 days ago

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“But the Biden Administration”

3 days ago

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What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

3 days ago

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Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

3 days ago

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Sam Bankrupt-Fried’s parents asking Trump for pardon

3 days ago

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Charlie Kirk reports DCA air traffic controllers may have been Jewish, lesbian, Asian, or even shared an Ilhan Omar post once

3 days ago

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FCC Reichsminister opens probe of NPR/PBS for naming sponsors

3 days ago

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Panamanian president says canal sovereignty non-negotiable

3 days ago

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Victim advocates decry suicides by accused sex offenders

3 days ago

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Letitia James warns against egg price gouging

3 days ago

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“That’s not a very smart question”

3 days ago

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“Now we’re being pummeled with stories wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t brought down prices yet,” bitches MAGA columnist

3 days ago

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Texas cops investigating mysterious cattle abduction incident

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: K$H, Tulsi, Bobby Jr confirmation hearings

3 days ago

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Aviation safety expert gets around to anodyne condolences

3 days ago

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Sean Duffy walks away from question about FAA leadership

3 days ago

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Team Orange still don’t know what the hell to do about tariffs

3 days ago

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