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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

2 hours ago

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Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

2 hours ago

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Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

3 hours ago

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“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

4 hours ago

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Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

4 hours ago

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Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

5 hours ago

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Ted Cruz, now and then

6 hours ago

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John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

7 hours ago

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Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

8 hours ago

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Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

16 hours ago

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Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

17 hours ago

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K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

19 hours ago

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Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

21 hours ago

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Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

22 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

23 hours ago

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Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

24 hours ago

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Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

1 day ago

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“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

1 day ago

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Comey trial pushed back to October

1 day ago

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Federal court blocks Alabama 2026 gerrymander

1 day ago

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US-Saudi venture seeks to replicate Iranian Shahed drones

1 day ago

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Dog shoots innocent bystander

1 day ago

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Let’s see how our president is doing this morning…

1 day ago

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US bombs Iran again “during the ongoing ceasefire”

2 days ago

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Old Man Trump telling tall tales to his willing fools again

2 days ago

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Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

2 days ago

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Breitbart reports it’s pathetic when a Democrat says the same thing

2 days ago

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Surrender spun as victory

3 days ago

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Netanyahu tells Trump he can do whatever he wants in Lebanon

3 days ago

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Movie Night Saturday: Mission Impossible

4 days ago

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Elon, somewhat understandably, lost his shit over The Boys finale

4 days ago

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White House propaganda app now required for federal phones

4 days ago

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Remember when Obama said “57 states”? That was funny

4 days ago

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Hawaii’s Big Island hit with 6.0 magnitude earthquake

4 days ago

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Fat idiot to shake things up with new attack on Iran: Axios

5 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump embarrasses Mike Lawler

5 days ago

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Golf > Don Jr’s wedding

5 days ago

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Tulsi resigns from Trump Regime

5 days ago

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Tom Emmer should wipe the, uh, stuff off of his chin, it’s really gross

5 days ago

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Orange Manfred continues spurning his former courtiers

5 days ago

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Colorado officials find ICE propaganda is terrorist incitement

5 days ago

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Axios profiles top business guru’s clever, unorthodox income

5 days ago

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Memphis man says he was imprisoned on Epstein Island recently

5 days ago

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Congress goes on recess over $1.776 billion MAGA slush fund

6 days ago

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Senior not sure he can skip golf for Don Jr’s wedding

6 days ago

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Mortgage rates climb to 6.51 percent, highest since

6 days ago

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Don Jr remembers perfunctory campaign pledge

6 days ago

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Jim Jordan squashes Blanche subpoena by one vote

7 days ago

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Orange goes deeper in the red on approvals in QU poll

7 days ago

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House cancels Iran vote over “attendance issues,” ballroom DOA

7 days ago

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