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Florida man attempts jokes, falls on his pompadour… and we need your help to figure out what Gaetz is talking about

In an attempt a republican “humor,” Florida man Matt Gaetz claimed that he was speaking from an auditorium “emptier than Joe Biden’s daily schedule,” a day after Trump’s only activity on his public schedule was a round of golf.

(By the way, if anyone can tell me what Gaetz said, “That’s the hashtag promoted by AOC and the socialists.  The ______________ will settle for Biden….”

Gaetz painted a dystopian view where Democrats “will disarm you, empty the prisons, lock you in your home and invite MS-13 to live next door.  And the police aren’t coming when you call, in Democrat-run cities.  They’re already being defunded, disbanded.”

None of that is true, of course.

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