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In pre-recorded comments, former Fox News personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, a heavily-botoxed “mother, former prosecutor, a Latina and a proud American” who reportedly started dating the son of President Trump while he was still married to his first wife, said the Biden-Harris ticket will “send your jobs back to China while they get rich,” apparently unaware that most Trump-branded products were made in China.

Guilfoyle, who is a year older than her boyfriend’s stepmother, made an impassioned, albeit fact free, plea to make sure that America doesn’t turn into California, a state with the six largest economy in the world.  She claimed Democrats turned it into a land of discarded needles, riots and blackouts.

In an ever-louder voice and apparently channeling an evangelical minister, she said “In President Trump’s America, we light things up; we don’t dim them down [an apparent reference to California’s rolling brownouts that could be fixed through an infrastructure plan to modernize America’s power grid].  We build things up; we don’t burn them down.  We kneel in prayer and we stand for our flag [Fact check:  people were kneeling during the playing of the “Star Spangled Banner” which is a song].”

Guilfoyle said that Trump stands for “individual and personal responsibility.”  [Fact check:  Trump said he take “no personal responsibility” for the federal government’s poor response to the coronavirus, which has killed 175,000 Americans, even though he’s president.]

Apparently, Guilfoyle was not familiar with a microphone, because she thought she had to project to every household in the country during her increasing loud presentation.

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