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“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

19 minutes ago

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Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

1 hour ago

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Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

2 hours ago

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Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

2 hours ago

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Yay! More inflation!

3 hours ago

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Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

4 hours ago

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Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

4 hours ago

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Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

4 hours ago

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Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

5 hours ago

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NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

6 hours ago

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MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

7 hours ago

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Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

8 hours ago

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Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

8 hours ago

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“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

9 hours ago

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Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

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Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

11 hours ago

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Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

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“But the Biden Administration”

23 hours ago

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What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

24 hours ago

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Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

24 hours ago

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Sam Bankrupt-Fried’s parents asking Trump for pardon

1 day ago

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Charlie Kirk reports DCA air traffic controllers may have been Jewish, lesbian, Asian, or even shared an Ilhan Omar post once

1 day ago

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FCC Reichsminister opens probe of NPR/PBS for naming sponsors

1 day ago

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Panamanian president says canal sovereignty non-negotiable

1 day ago

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Victim advocates decry suicides by accused sex offenders

1 day ago

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Letitia James warns against egg price gouging

1 day ago

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“That’s not a very smart question”

1 day ago

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“Now we’re being pummeled with stories wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t brought down prices yet,” bitches MAGA columnist

1 day ago

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Texas cops investigating mysterious cattle abduction incident

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: K$H, Tulsi, Bobby Jr confirmation hearings

1 day ago

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Aviation safety expert gets around to anodyne condolences

1 day ago

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Sean Duffy walks away from question about FAA leadership

1 day ago

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Team Orange still don’t know what the hell to do about tariffs

1 day ago

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Newly-discovered asteroid has chance to hit it big in 2032: NASA

1 day ago

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Indonesians waste precious luxury in protest at Malaysian embassy

1 day ago

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K$H Bingo

1 day ago

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“FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES”

1 day ago

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No survivors found after mid-air collision over Potomac in DC

1 day ago

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Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

2 days ago

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Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

2 days ago

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Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

2 days ago

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Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

2 days ago

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MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

2 days ago

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Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

2 days ago

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Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

2 days ago

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White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

2 days ago

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Like they didn’t know how it was going to go for Bobby

2 days ago

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

2 days ago

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Tesla investors want to know if CEO is a Nazi

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

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