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Trump threatens Americans with a good time

48 minutes ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

4 hours ago

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Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

5 hours ago

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Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

5 hours ago

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BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

7 hours ago

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Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

18 hours ago

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“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

1 day ago

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Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

1 day ago

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“Incensed by the dissent”

1 day ago

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You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

2 days ago

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Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

2 days ago

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Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

2 days ago

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Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

2 days ago

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Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

2 days ago

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McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

2 days ago

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Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

2 days ago

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“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

2 days ago

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Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

2 days ago

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“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

3 days ago

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Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

3 days ago

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Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

3 days ago

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Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

3 days ago

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Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

3 days ago

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Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

3 days ago

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Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

3 days ago

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Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

3 days ago

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MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

3 days ago

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Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

3 days ago

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Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

4 days ago

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White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

4 days ago

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Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

4 days ago

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Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

4 days ago

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Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

4 days ago

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Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

5 days ago

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Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

5 days ago

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Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

5 days ago

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Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

6 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

6 days ago

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Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

6 days ago

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White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

6 days ago

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“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

6 days ago

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Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

6 days ago

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Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

6 days ago

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Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

6 days ago

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K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

6 days ago

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“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

6 days ago

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Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

6 days ago

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Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

6 days ago

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