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Eric Trump declared his daddy “literally saved Christianity”

In a demonstration that he doesn’t understand what “literally,” “saved” and “Christianity” mean, Ewic Trump said in a radio interview that his father “literally saved Christianity” during his presidency.

Speaking during the “What’s On Your Mind” radio show with host Scott Hennen on WZFG The Flag AM 1100, serving Fargo, North Dakota and Moorhead, Minnesota, the younger Trump claimed that if it wasn’t for his daddy, there would be no guns, no natural gas and no followers of Christ in the United States.

“He’s literally saved Christianity,” the youngest child of Trump first wife, and Donald Trump’s middle of the five known children he’s had during his three marriages, said in his 2x speed voice.  “I mean, there’s a full out war on faith in this country, by the other side.  I mean, the Democratic Party, the far left, has become the party of the, quote unquote, atheist.  They wanna attack Christianity.  They wanna close churches.  They wanna, ah, y’know, they’re totally fine keeping liquor stores open, but they wanna chose, close churches all over the country.  I mean, look what he’s done in the Middle East, peace in the Middle East.”

For the record, there’s nothing unconstitutional about atheism.  Democrats do not want to “close churches” for any reason other than stopping mass gatherings for public health protection during a coronavirus pandemic.  And there’s not peace in the Middle East; Trump got two nations, both of which had informal relations with Israel but had never had any military hostilities with Israel, to officially recognize a nation that has been in existence since 1948.

You can hear it at the 2:20 mark at the link above.  Do not try to adjust your audio:  Ewic always sounds like you’re playing the recording at double speed.

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