• The Trump campaign is broke and pulling ads from states it can’t afford to lose, but still spending $154,000 in the DC metro area – which Trump has no hope of winning in the District, Maryland, or Virginia, so Donald can see them when he’s watching TV [1].
• Pizzagate started because John Podesta’s emails mentioned pizza, which 4chan users took to mean a code for pedophilia. Why did they? Because 4chan users themselves traded child pornography on the site for years using the abbreviation CP – which was then turned into “cheese pizza” as a code phrase. Those sick motherfuckers took their own slang and ascribed it to a normal guy who didn’t have anything to do with that shit [2].
• Mike Pence is still technically a Catholic who attends an Evangelical prod church, so he kind of plays both sides of the batshit hardcore Conservative Christian world [3].
• The Hill still sucks [4].
• National Zero got over 10,000 visitors last month and is actively seeking sponsors for some unobtrusive content placement that doesn’t fuck up the experience you know and love. In the meantime, if you’re feeling generous and don’t feel like donating any more money to politicians or real charities then check out this here link [5].