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Trump victory parade turns heads in Columbus, Ohio

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Biden greenlights long-range missiles for Ukraine

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Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

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Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

6 hours ago

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Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

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Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

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Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

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Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

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Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

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MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

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Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

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Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

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Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

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Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

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“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

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Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

2 days ago

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Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

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Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

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Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

3 days ago

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This is so much better than a veto

3 days ago

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Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

3 days ago

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Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

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Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

3 days ago

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Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

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The Onion wins Infowars auction

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“Stop shit like this”

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Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

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The Horror

4 days ago

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Rudy lawyerless

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Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

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Matt Gaetz resigns

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FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

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Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

4 days ago

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Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

4 days ago

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“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

4 days ago

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China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

4 days ago

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John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

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Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

4 days ago

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Melania unlikely to move into the White House

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Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

4 days ago

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Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

5 days ago

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Elect a clown, get a circus

5 days ago

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“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

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Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

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Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

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