Product description, annotated: “Finally [really?] you’ll become a pro day trader [There are pros at day trading?] and start making good living [LOL] trading stocks from home! This course is designed to provide you with all the charting tools [You dumb fuck], trading strategies, and profitable hacks [Oooh hacks!] you’ll ever need to kick off your day trading career [They actually fucking call it a “career”]. In this course, you’ll master [bate] how to use technical analysis [whoever’s buying this piece of shit already bought it since it’s on Hannity’s website, no need to continue] the right way so you can easily make a good profit from your trade by just buying low and selling high. You’ll also master how to trade over 16+ profitable chart patterns along with the best performing indicators that will help you identify potential trend reversals as easy as counting 1, 2, 3 [That easy huh?]”