There’s a whole ocean of oil down there and now it’s worth $100.83 per barrel, enough money where an oil man can just get away from everyone, including his partner, HW. Oilmen are going to have more grain than they know what to do with! Bread’ll be coming right out of their ears.
Oh what is that you whimpering babies filling up your gas tanks? Say it louder, louder than your cries on the day you slithered out in your mother’s filth. Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, cursed fools? Oil is the Third Revelation, what the Lord has chosen!
THE OIL INDUSTRY DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE! THEY DRINK IT UP! THEY WILL EAT YOU!