Trump melts down over the media reporting Coronavirus surge

The Fake News is talking about CASES, CASES, CASES. This includes many low risk people. Media is doing everything possible to create fear prior to November 3rd. The Cases are up because TESTING is way up, by far the most, and best, in the world. Mortality rate is DOWN 85% plus!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2020

Justice Department to allow Congress to see full Epstein files

NYPD sergeant convicted of fatally Igloo cooler-ing fleeing suspect

Lara Logan appears to believe Trump was born orange

Judge tosses Missouri v Starbucks

Republican Congressman Mark Amodei announces retirement

Supposedly competent leader begs Newsom to do the work for her

“A White House staffer erroneously made the post”

Top anti-doping cop vows to investigate ski-jumpers’ penises

Chuck E Cheese CEO resigns after name appears in Epstein files

Tim Scott’s prayers unanswered

Floridians sue to stop DeSantis’s planned gerrymander

Congo’s M23 rebels un-end one of Trump’s claimed peace deals

Frau Ingraham cracks whip at wavering Florida Republican

Kushner already planning post-Ayatollah real estate deals

Top Russian GRU official shot in Moscow

War criminal goes out of his way to deny Mossad-Epstein ties

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Fat Donald posts video depicting Obamas as monkeys

WATCH LIVE: Addled old corpse thrusts “TrumpRx” onto Americans

Orange Fuhrer tells Schumer he’ll release funds for New York-New Jersey tunnel project if Penn Station renamed Trump Station

WINNING! President Trump making Bitcoin affordable again

Babylon Bee guy hasn’t replied yet

Thai official considering changing killer bull elephant’s behavior

Kentucky Congressman desperately simps for Orange Jesus

WATCH LIVE: Karoline the Kruel lords over all you hapless mortals

Fatter, older, dumber, weaker version of Orban endorses real deal

Mississippi senator urges Noem to build ICE gulag in other state

Comer warns Hillary she better show up to be interrogated behind closed doors and not at a public hearing like she demanded

Virginia Dems moving ahead on 10D – 1R congressional map

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Gateway Pundit reports example set by House of Orange

French Navy refrains from summarily bombing drug boats

Slotkin says thanks but fuck off to DOJ interview over “sedition”

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist addresses National Prayer Breakfast

Kamala Harris soft-launches (?) 2028 campaign

Mamdani endorses Hochul

Pro wrestling crowd screams “FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE! FUCK ICE!”

Tunisian cops cuff disrespectful smart-mouth little twerp MP

Jesse Watters admits ICE left Maine to help Susan Collins win

Barry Loudermilk spoils on reelection bid

British military police stuck dealing with Russian oligarch’s corpse

Report: Nike CEO didn’t buy $DJT and/or donate to build ballroom

Jaydee’s replacement folds on explaining Trump’s ballot batshittery

QU poll quantifies just how badly Trump failed on immigration

Los Supremos spike MAGA bid to kill California Prop 50

Melania flexible on what counts as promoting her “documentary”

Pedophile hater TJ Sabula returns to work $800,000 richer

Cannon sentences Ryan Routh to death in prison

You know at some point people might stop believing Elon Musk’s warnings that this or that is an existential threat to civilization

US-Iran peace talks rapidly collapsing before they even start