Toby Boogalooski, the guy who used to do businessman stuff or cocaine with Hunter Biden made explosive allegations about some shit with China or Russia on Tucker Carlson’s show on Tuesday night. He told Tucker that there was some kind of secret deal where they brokered a sale of a Ukrainian oil company that fell through and Joe Biden was copied in on one of the emails and…

…The Jedi Council for all those years never understood that Chancellor Palpatine was actually Darth Sidious, the leader of the Sith, right there under their noses the whole time. It was Palpatine who started the Clone Wars to destabilize the Republic and weaken the Jedi Order so he could make his final move – turning Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader and creating the Empire.

When Order 66 was finally executed and the Clone army turned on the Jedi was the culmination of a plot years in the making in which Palpatine became the Emperor – a singular autocrat who ruled the entire galaxy through fear. It wasn’t until 19 years later, after the successful Rebel Alliance raid to secure the Death Star plans from the Empire’s secret base on the planet Scarif that Palpatine’s reign began to weaken…

…in conclusion, the Tory Biglebowski story is super important to some people. And yeah, I know I said we weren’t going to cover it here any more at National Zero, but we’re still in the business of reporting news, so we’re going to give it the respect it deserves, whether we like it or not.