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Thought I should screengrab these comments from this Hill thread “Pennsylvania county asks Barrett to recuse herself from mail-ballot extension case“. Not because this is a bullshit situation. Not because these chicken tendies-loving basement fanboys are jerking off to this “lib-owning” that does nothing to improve their shitty lives and lack of romantic prospects. Not because it’s ironic that the avatar of said lib owning is a highly educated working mom who adopted two kids from a “shithole” country to compliment her own already large family (respect her for that if nothing else) and religious crusader is being cheered by amoral adult virgins who masturbate more often than they shower.

All of those things are true, but it’s nothing new on The Hill. What’s striking here is that in the likely event that Joe Biden wins these same assholes who get hard watching a major but unlikely to be ultimately decisive (Pennsylvania early vote turnout is up to 27.8% of the total 2016 turnout with a week to go) deck-stacking attempt occur now are going to be the ones screaming into a pillow that Trump was cheated because Democrats successfully stacked the deck against him.

I don’t need to tell you that this election is largely a zero sum game, that in a difference of a few hundred thousand ballots in a crucial state like Pennsylvania being counted rather than simply cast and returned – like it used to be – will determine whether Joe Biden or Donald Trump takes the oath of office on January 20th. Nor do I need to tell you that these man-children will almost invariably be treating a Trump win as 100% legitimate and a Biden win as 100% fraudulent (as we will, vice-versa, but backed by actual evidence). You know all that.

What’s important to capture here however is their state of mind now, to help you gird for the aftermath if Biden wins – and especially if it’s too close to call on Election Night and the counting drags on for days. They’re going to say whatever the fuck they can to delegitimize the outcome and/or declare victory for Trump, some really nasty poisonous shit that might even make you doubt your resolve. To that I say remember this and many other threads like it, where they were the ones high fiving over some advantage, real or perceived, to be determinative of the outcome they want.

So do the same to them. When they shriek that dead people and illegal immigrants voted you tell them “Tough shit, Should’ve gotten more living citizens to vote for Trump.” When they get all histrionic about Pennsylvanians returning their mail-in ballots on time ask them why they didn’t just go shoot up some post offices. When they caterwaul that China sent in fake ballots you say “Womp womp, too bad the ones from Russia didn’t come through”.

Throw them off their game. Fuck them up. Remind them that they wanted the same unfair advantages for their side now that they’re just going to pretend were given to the Democrats. Whoever’s first to 270 wins, no matter what happened before then, and they clearly know this. Be a pal and make them remember it afterward.

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