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The Blue Revenge, Part I: A selection of Hill Disqus MAGA troll comments predicting or guaranteeing four more years of Trump

Marvel at the boundless hubris and foolish intemperance of the MAGA trolls of The Hill. Click on any part of these comments below to open up in a new tab to view the comment in context. This is part one of many to celebrate America’s victory over the MAGA Reich’s internet stormtroopers.

CS Lewis Jr. • 6 months ago
Trump is getting reelected. You are a fool and a loser who voted for a rapist with mush for brains. This is 100% the fault of sexist losers like you.
Thu, 5/14/2020 4:16 PM on ‘Burr decision sends shock waves through Senate’

ThatsAFact • 2 months ago
Trump has already won and idiot liberals haven’t even figured it out yet.
Tue, 9/1/2020 9:11 PM on ‘Pro-Trump group poll: Voters prioritizing economy, have shifting views on protests’

Pitbulls LiL Brother • 10 days ago
The landslide victory will make history with Trump winning it. Keep the corrupt Joe Biden out of office for good. Somebody has to do it might as well be the American people.
Thu, 10/29/2020 8:11 AM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

RA • 3 months ago
You know as well as I do Trump will win re-election, the antics of your side insure it. Hands up don’t shoot we’re only here to burn and loot.
Fri, 8/14/2020 2:48 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Attila • 11 days ago
I have had no doubt over President Trump’s re-election victory, ever. The corrupt, colluding, dishonest, racist and LYING Liberal Media-Allies of the Democrat have 0 credibility. They will further diminish their already diminished influence on society once they are proven WRONG again next week, just like in 2016.
Wed, 10/28/2020 6:57 PM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

HypocriticalLibs • 23 days ago
Cannot wait !! Cause Trump is going to win in an electoral LANDSLIDE. Gitmo cleared out, waiting for the Demdegenerates!! Gonna be MAGA fun!!
Fri, 10/16/2020 11:53 AM on ‘Bruce Springsteen: I’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins’

MaryWaterton • 7 months ago
Senile Joe Biden will never be president.
Sun, 4/19/2020 2:18 PM on ‘President Trump and Republicans may be in trouble this November’

Don’t Sniff Me, Joe! • 7 months ago
It’s 2016 all over again!
Wed, 4/22/2020 2:49 PM on ‘Poll: Biden leads Trump by 4 points in Florida’

Reasonable • 7 months ago
Trump wins re-election. No stopping it.
Sun, 4/19/2020 9:43 AM on ‘Poll: Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of coronavirus outbreak’

Desilusionado [LP] • 8 months ago
Trump is rolling towards a November landslide.
All of you Liberals here are wasting time voting for your Commiecrat contender.
Tue, 2/25/2020 10:18 AM on ‘Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report’

Triggered?Good • 8 months ago
Every single day he is busy at work dismantling the sordid, wretched, statist edifice created by the godless left over decades. America is booming and resurgent because of it. And we will reward this historical president with the greatest landslide victory in American history in November. Bank on it.
Wed, 3/4/2020 9:17 AM on ‘Trump criticizes Sessions after Alabama Senate primary heads to a runoff’

publius • 3 months ago
Democrats are too busy looting and blocking roadways to vote.
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:57 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Danny Gilmore • 9 months ago
You pathetic foulmouthed socialist punks better wake up to reality, Trump will win by a landslide so locate your safespaces now.
Sat, 2/8/2020 9:41 PM on ‘Republicans sense momentum after impeachment win’

CSFurious • 2 months ago
You will have something to do until 2024 because Trump will be reelected. Joe Hiden’ is going to lose really bad.
Fri, 9/4/2020 2:28 PM on ‘Biden: QAnon believers should get a mental health check’

booboo • 25 days ago
I heard Hillary won in a historic landslide
How has her Presidency been?
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:34 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

One Other Person Is Typing… • 25 days ago
Watch the rallies not the polls…
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:44 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

Red Tide • 3 months ago
The only thing Dems will win in November is an orange jump suit.
Fri, 8/14/2020 3:21 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Dick Slater • 3 months ago
More fake! Real Americans see the lawlessness and the Fake Everything the Libs have done in the last five years. It’s over for The Dems! Landslide Trump!
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:38 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Have fun, and by all means please let me know which trolls/articles/threads you suggest for future installments – I have more than enough material to work from too though. There are literally millions of comments like this, lol.

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ICE buying electrified gloves to zap victims on demand

8 hours ago

Please remember this meaningless bullshit in November

12 hours ago

RNC finds roles for those too violent, unstable for ICE employment

19 hours ago

Team Orange batting the subpoena hatches down hard

22 hours ago

TMTG posts negative $238 million earnings in Q2 2026

24 hours ago

Cowardly bitch-ass president flew out of Turkey on decoy plane

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump uncures childhood diseases

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor demands Iran pay him reparations

2 days ago

Colombia hit with 7.4-magnitude earthquake, killing at least 20

2 days ago

Fox couchman almost mad at reporter for bringing the bad news

2 days ago

Hormuz never returning to pre-war condition: Iranian MP

2 days ago

“Black and Brown Voters” expert shares inside analysis on demo

3 days ago

Max Miller stuck on the ballot

3 days ago

Netanyahu says “no, fuck no” to Trump’s Hamas “peace plan”

3 days ago

Fox News reports WNBA controversy consuming Fox News

3 days ago

“Man, he’s destroying families”: Trump fanboy with fiancee in gulag

4 days ago

Strait closed until Orange Ayatollah agrees to demands: Iranians

4 days ago

Judge orders MAGA Virginians to re-rename Confederate schools

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Robber Barons praise their Orange Cash Cow

5 days ago

Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

5 days ago

Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

5 days ago

White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

5 days ago

July jobs report smashes expectations

5 days ago

Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

5 days ago

Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

5 days ago

Andy Ogles loses primary

5 days ago

Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

6 days ago

Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

6 days ago

“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

6 days ago

Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

6 days ago

Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

6 days ago

Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

6 days ago

Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

7 days ago

Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

7 days ago

Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

7 days ago

Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

7 days ago

DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

7 days ago

Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

7 days ago

Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

7 days ago

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

1 week ago

Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

1 week ago

Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

1 week ago

Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

1 week ago

Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

1 week ago

David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

1 week ago

British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

1 week ago

Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

1 week ago

“Things aren’t looking good”

1 week ago

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