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The Blue Revenge, Part I: A selection of Hill Disqus MAGA troll comments predicting or guaranteeing four more years of Trump

Marvel at the boundless hubris and foolish intemperance of the MAGA trolls of The Hill. Click on any part of these comments below to open up in a new tab to view the comment in context. This is part one of many to celebrate America’s victory over the MAGA Reich’s internet stormtroopers.

CS Lewis Jr. • 6 months ago
Trump is getting reelected. You are a fool and a loser who voted for a rapist with mush for brains. This is 100% the fault of sexist losers like you.
Thu, 5/14/2020 4:16 PM on ‘Burr decision sends shock waves through Senate’

ThatsAFact • 2 months ago
Trump has already won and idiot liberals haven’t even figured it out yet.
Tue, 9/1/2020 9:11 PM on ‘Pro-Trump group poll: Voters prioritizing economy, have shifting views on protests’

Pitbulls LiL Brother • 10 days ago
The landslide victory will make history with Trump winning it. Keep the corrupt Joe Biden out of office for good. Somebody has to do it might as well be the American people.
Thu, 10/29/2020 8:11 AM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

RA • 3 months ago
You know as well as I do Trump will win re-election, the antics of your side insure it. Hands up don’t shoot we’re only here to burn and loot.
Fri, 8/14/2020 2:48 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Attila • 11 days ago
I have had no doubt over President Trump’s re-election victory, ever. The corrupt, colluding, dishonest, racist and LYING Liberal Media-Allies of the Democrat have 0 credibility. They will further diminish their already diminished influence on society once they are proven WRONG again next week, just like in 2016.
Wed, 10/28/2020 6:57 PM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

HypocriticalLibs • 23 days ago
Cannot wait !! Cause Trump is going to win in an electoral LANDSLIDE. Gitmo cleared out, waiting for the Demdegenerates!! Gonna be MAGA fun!!
Fri, 10/16/2020 11:53 AM on ‘Bruce Springsteen: I’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins’

MaryWaterton • 7 months ago
Senile Joe Biden will never be president.
Sun, 4/19/2020 2:18 PM on ‘President Trump and Republicans may be in trouble this November’

Don’t Sniff Me, Joe! • 7 months ago
It’s 2016 all over again!
Wed, 4/22/2020 2:49 PM on ‘Poll: Biden leads Trump by 4 points in Florida’

Reasonable • 7 months ago
Trump wins re-election. No stopping it.
Sun, 4/19/2020 9:43 AM on ‘Poll: Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of coronavirus outbreak’

Desilusionado [LP] • 8 months ago
Trump is rolling towards a November landslide.
All of you Liberals here are wasting time voting for your Commiecrat contender.
Tue, 2/25/2020 10:18 AM on ‘Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report’

Triggered?Good • 8 months ago
Every single day he is busy at work dismantling the sordid, wretched, statist edifice created by the godless left over decades. America is booming and resurgent because of it. And we will reward this historical president with the greatest landslide victory in American history in November. Bank on it.
Wed, 3/4/2020 9:17 AM on ‘Trump criticizes Sessions after Alabama Senate primary heads to a runoff’

publius • 3 months ago
Democrats are too busy looting and blocking roadways to vote.
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:57 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Danny Gilmore • 9 months ago
You pathetic foulmouthed socialist punks better wake up to reality, Trump will win by a landslide so locate your safespaces now.
Sat, 2/8/2020 9:41 PM on ‘Republicans sense momentum after impeachment win’

CSFurious • 2 months ago
You will have something to do until 2024 because Trump will be reelected. Joe Hiden’ is going to lose really bad.
Fri, 9/4/2020 2:28 PM on ‘Biden: QAnon believers should get a mental health check’

booboo • 25 days ago
I heard Hillary won in a historic landslide
How has her Presidency been?
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:34 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

One Other Person Is Typing… • 25 days ago
Watch the rallies not the polls…
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:44 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

Red Tide • 3 months ago
The only thing Dems will win in November is an orange jump suit.
Fri, 8/14/2020 3:21 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Dick Slater • 3 months ago
More fake! Real Americans see the lawlessness and the Fake Everything the Libs have done in the last five years. It’s over for The Dems! Landslide Trump!
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:38 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Have fun, and by all means please let me know which trolls/articles/threads you suggest for future installments – I have more than enough material to work from too though. There are literally millions of comments like this, lol.

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Former ICE official running for Congress in Ohio an abusive freak

6 hours ago

Solider indicted for Polymarket insider sandbag on Maduro op

8 hours ago

Dems 53 – GOP 43 on generic ballot: Marquette poll of likely voters

9 hours ago

Thailand monkey attack benches US minesweeper sailor

10 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Fiery, hateful shit spews from hellish hole

11 hours ago

Hegseth fired Navy sec for refusing to defy judge on Kelly demotion

12 hours ago

Tehran air defenses “reactivated”: Iranian state media

13 hours ago

MAGA Land comes up with novel new polling dismissal

15 hours ago

Strange, wolf-man-like Republican Congressman comes this close to telling Newsmax viewers “thoughts and prayers” on gas prices

16 hours ago

Warner shareholders approve Paramount buyout

16 hours ago

Worth asking how much of this is in Trump’s head vs real-ish

17 hours ago

Baghdad Blair? Is James Blair’s profile big enough for a nickname?

17 hours ago

Suspended DHS official made $40,000 in “Sugar Baby” side hustle

18 hours ago

“Republican Red Winery” celebrates award for “MAHA Cab Franc”

19 hours ago

Ketamine Brain horrified MAGA leader would sell out so easily

20 hours ago

New Jersey GOP Congressman Tom Kean Jr disappears

21 hours ago

“Dems would be worse” eyed as GOP’s main midterms pitch: CNN

1 day ago

Brainworms invents new math to explain Trump’s magic math

1 day ago

Sky screamer finally finds out 18 hours later that his team lost

2 days ago

Georgia Dem Congressman David Scott dead at 80

2 days ago

Report: British gas stations don’t require payment before pumping

2 days ago

Team Orange to piss away $500 million rescuing shitty airline

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Multiple simultaneous congressional hearings

2 days ago

Black woman bad, stupid: President of the United States

2 days ago

Regime to nix report finding COVID vax safe, effective

2 days ago

Comer laments the consequences of bad foreign policy

2 days ago

Devin Nunes fired as Truth Social CEO

2 days ago

Virginia redistricting referendum passes

2 days ago

President warns his actions could end up enriching Iran

2 days ago

SPLC hit with massive federal wire fraud and conspiracy indictment

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: TACO Tuesday at the White House

2 days ago

Regime withdraws Brennan subpoenas

2 days ago

Michael Jackson megafan takes his frustrations over new biopic’s terrible reviews out on lady who won’t take “Obama” for an answer

2 days ago

Florida Dem Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick resigns

3 days ago

John Solomon reports real consequences of Democrats’ rhetoric

3 days ago

Air Canada cuts NYC flights due to aviation fuel shortage

3 days ago

Georgia ACA enrollments drop by 550,000 after Big Beautiful cuts

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leadership hypes upcoming failures

3 days ago

SPLC under regime investigation for infiltrating MAGA hate groups

3 days ago

President continues reversal on material state of “nuclear dust”

3 days ago

Trump declares he would have won Vietnam War “very quickly”

3 days ago

Dersh joins party less judgmental about his lifestyle choices

3 days ago

Joint Chiefs Chairman Dan Caine so ready to fuck shit up in Iran

3 days ago

Sheinbaum orders probe into Mexghazi

3 days ago

The confidence is what makes the fucking gutter stupidity special

3 days ago

Japan officials issue megathrust quake alert after Monday tremor

3 days ago

Mad king now says “Nuclear Dust” irrecoverable

3 days ago

With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?

3 days ago

Labor Secretary Chavez-Deremer to see job market up close

3 days ago

John Apple to take over as fruit-themed tech colossus’s CEO

3 days ago

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