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— Keep America Great keepamericagreatshop Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Scientists witness biological process known to have happened only three other times in Earth’s history, creating new life form

The comparisons just keep getting more ridiculouser

Group sues Texas to air condition prisons after official state data on heat-related deaths questioned

Son defends father’s payoff for porn star’s, mistress’s silence after extramarital affairs on third wife ’cause family values

Democratic hold on Minnesota Senate at risk after moronic legislator arrested for burglarizing home

Baltimore City sues to block ship owner’s liability cap

Nauta was told Trump would pardon him if he wins a second term

White House considering action to protect undocumented migrants married to American citizens living in US

Sycophant Watters proclaims Martyr Don has it worse than Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, other Guantanamo Bay prisoners

Biden marks Earth Day, calls out Republican climate denialism

Judge upholds Coral Crook’s NY bond after AG gets assurances

Justice Department to NYPD: Stop parking like assholes

Trump pleads for young voters on platform whose average heavy user is on Social Security

Catturd and Steve Bannon draw new lines for loyalty to regime

Supreme Court spikes Kari Lake’s voting machines ban

LIVE UPDATES: Trump on trial in Manhattan

Man arrested after breaking into Los Angeles mayor’s home

Russian hosts praise “demonstrated heterosexual” in Congress

Newsom to introduce legislation allowing Arizona abortion providers to quickly offer services in California

“Has Hillary Clinton ever said she lost the 2016 election?”

Orange Defendant possibly sweating CREW tax fraud complaint

Pecker to be exposed to jury

RFK Jr takes more from Trump than Biden in new NBC national poll

“The people criticizing me are not the American people”

Tony Gonzales tells CNN he serves “with some real scumbags”

Noem’s VP audition going alright

Monday’s historic trial isn’t about a President and porn star

Giuliani creditors subpoena information on if Trump owes money

Low Energy Don cancels rally due to stormy weather

“C” is for “Contract” that’s good enough for Sesame Street writers

Kremlin Caucus looses its shit in House after Ukraine aid bill passes; House passes $95 billion in aid to Taiwan, Ukraine, Israel

Orange Defendant now complaining NYC trial is being “rushed”

Self-immolator dies of injuries

Nunes wants SEC to investigate Joe Biden for supposedly manipulating $DJT by making fun of its declining price

Moneygrubbing Megalomaniac sees fundraising jump in 1st Quarter as he spends an awful lot of money to get it

Tennessee Volkswagen workers vote to unionize

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXIX

Pandemic flashback: Trump caps Covid deaths at 60,000

Few Americans think Trump will be convicted: YouGov poll

New York Attorney General asks judge to void Trump’s appeal bond

Surprise! Self-immolator a conspiracy freak

Gas attack reported in Manhattan courtroom

Someone sets themself on fire outside Manhattan courthouse

White nationalist joins other white nationalist’s motion to vacate

Bill Barr endorses man who will attempt to put him in prison

Utah schoolkids walk out in protest of imaginary furries

Skynet fighter takes on manned aircraft in dogfight over California

Crazy old asshole alleges conspiracy at the highest levels

“Sort of underestimated just the giant time-suck this is going to be”

Matt Gaetz was at drug-fueled party with underage girl in 2017