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Conservative “Make Africa Great Again” terrorists threaten election

Reuters: “Polls opened in Burkina Faso on Sunday in a presidential election dominated by jihadist violence, which has cost over 2,000 lives this year and will prevent voting in hundreds of villages. President Roch Kaboré is seeking a second five-year term, campaigning on achievements such as free healthcare for children under the age of five and paving some of the red dirt roads that snake across the arid West African country.”

“But a surge in attacks by groups with links to the militant groups al Qaeda and Islamic State has eclipsed everything else. Three weeks after his inauguration, al Qaeda’s regional branch attacked a hotel and a cafe in the capital, killing 32 people. An ambush on mine workers in the east last year killed 39. ‘We need someone who is going to bring peace to our country. The president needs a second mandate to end what has started,’ said secretary Maimouna Tapsoba, 59, who wiped purple ink from her finger after voting in Ouagadougou.”

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