Trump plans to pardon Michael Flynn: Axios report

Axios: “President Trump has told confidants he plans to pardon his former national security adviser Michael Flynn, who pleaded guilty in December 2017 to lying to the FBI about his Russian contacts, two sources with direct knowledge of the discussions. Flynn’s pardon would be the culmination of a four-year political and legal saga that began with the FBI’s investigation into possible coordination between the Trump campaign and the Russian government in the 2016 election.”

Note that Flynn’s lawyer is Sidney Powell, who was just kicked off Trump’s Elite Special Force Team.

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