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There’s absolutely no way Breitbart and Gateway Pundit have more traffic and page views than National Zero, it’s simply impossible

Seriously, just look at the differences between the sites. National Zero: Cool interface, slick production values, inviting colors, sans-serif typefaces. Breitbart: Looks like it was designed by a 17 year old gamer, ads for some of the dumbest shit imaginable, mentally ill people writing comments under the articles. The Gateway Pundit: Completely insane circlejerk, even more mentally ill people writing comments under the articles. There’s absolutely no way they get more traffic than us.

I have it on good authority that the US Army seized servers in Germany that will show that Breitbart and The Gateway Pundit are falsifying their traffic numbers – even converting visits to National Zero into visits to those two sites illegally. If you only count the legal traffic, then National Zero wins by a landslide. We win. Viktor Orban and Robert Mugabe worked to rig the system against National Zero and we have the evidence. You can’t see it. Only a MAGA Nazi piece of shit would dare ask us to show the evidence. It’s real. Deal with it. We’re going to prove it soon. Send us donations to stop the steal of our traffic. We’re going to win. We mean it.

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