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Trump planning grand finale for “Trump Presidency Show”

The Trump Presidency
Series finale

Location:  The North Lawn of the White House

Date:  January 20, 2021, 11 a.m. ET

Scene:  President Trump strides confidently out of the White House, his administration coming to an end as his appointed successor, a cheater who only won the election because of rigged equipment and corrupt Republican politicians, is preparing for inauguration in front of the Capitol.  He walks to Marine One, helicopter blades spinning, and turns back to the White House to give it one last salute.

JUMP CUT:  Air Force One lands at a Florida Airport.  Side shot as the portable stairway approaches the aircraft door, as it slowly opens.  Head-on shot of the aircraft door.  Trump turns the corner to walk down the steps.  [Edit it to eliminate lengthy shot of Trump walking down the steps slowly, one step at a time.]  Trump steps to a microphone, chin raised, as dozens of people applaud.  

Trump:  I am here to announce that I am running to return to the White House in 2024, so we can Make America Great Again, Again.  Go to our website to donate now!

“YMCA” by the Village People starts playing.  Trump ‘dances’ like he’s milking two cows. 

Per Axios reporting.

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