Ivanka, Jared reportedly buy house on exclusive Florida island

According to a report from celebrity gossip site Page Six, Donald Trump’s daughter and surrogate wife Ivanka and her husband Jared are in the process of buying a property on Florida’s exclusive Indian Creek Island, presumably so they can move there after they lose their jobs on January 20th.

Indian Creek Island is a thinly-populated, high security private island with just 29 residences and a private police force of 13 officers. The Trump-Kushners will buy a 1.84 acre property with 200 feet of waterfront from singer Julio Iglesias, which is offered for sale for $31 million.

Other residents on the island, which is a one-hour drive to Daddy Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, include billionaire Carl Icahn, Norman Brayman, former Miami Dolphins coach Don Shula, supermodel Adriana Lima, hedge funder Eddie Lampert and billionaire Jeff Soffer.

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