Disney unveils awesome logo for Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi series

Hayden Christensen returns as Darth Vader, joining Ewan McGregor in OBI-WAN KENOBI. The Original Series begins 10 years after the dramatic events of Revenge of the Sith, and is coming to #DisneyPlus. pic.twitter.com/9WR2npRUkk

— Star Wars (@starwars) December 10, 2020

Bro, that fucking logo. Holy shit. Wow. Isn’t so cool how they made it an 8-second long video instead of just an image in that tweet? I am so pumped to see what they’ll unveil next. You think they’ll show what Obi-Wan’s house looks like on Tatooine?

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