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Regime DOJ says pardon covered Oath Keeper’s hand grenades

“The United States hereby files the attached Certificate of Pardon (the ‘Pardon’), which was issued by the Office of the Pardon Attorney on February 5, 2025. As stated in the Pardon, on January 20, 2025, President Donald J Trump pardoned the Defendant Jeremy Brown by ‘Presidential Proclamation.’ The Pardon provides that ‘[t]he pardon applies only to convictions for offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021.’ Based on consultation with Department of Justice leadership, it is the position of the United States that the offenses of conviction in this case are intended to be covered by this Pardon,” wrote Florida federal prosecutors to Judge Susan Bucklew on Tuesday, asserting that Oath Keeper Jeremy Brown was pardoned not just for his insurrection-ing but also for possession of unregistered short-barrel firearms, possession of unregistered explosive grenades, improper storage of explosive grenades, and retention of classified information – the latter incriminating items two he had stolen from the US Army tears earlier during his service – found by FBI agents who raided his home in 2021.

Brown is apparently still currently in the joint. Bad as this is, a release for Brown would probably opening the door to other Capitol rioter David Daniel, who is arguing the same exact thing except with child porn, to also be released. The circumstances are identical except for the specific nature of the contraband the two men possessed. Another MAGA pedophile could be out on the streets again.

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