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Fugitive MAGA pedo arrested after Trump pardon and release

“At 11:30 this morning, the Harris County District Attorney’s Fugitive Apprehension Section, in close coordination with multiple law enforcement agencies took Andrew Taake into custody. Taake was wanted in Harris County for online solicitation of a minor, charged in May 2016.”

“Today’s arrest occurred after a surveillance operation conducted on February 4th confirmed Taake was staying at a residence in Leon County, Texas. ‘We would like to thank the coordinated efforts of our office’s Fugitive Apprehension Section, Leon County Sheriff’s Office, and Texas Department of Public Safety for their diligence in getting this suspected child predator back into custody,’ said Harris County District Attorney Sean Teare. Taake’s bond in Harris County has been revoked. The HCSO will now work with authorities in Leon County to transfer Taake to the Harris County Jail,” says the Harris County, Texas District Attorney’s Office in a statement after the arrest of Andrew Taake.

Unmentioned is that the only reason they had to track Taake down is because he was released from federal prison last month after convicted felon President Trump fucking pardoned him along with over 1,500 other Capitol rioters without having the Bureau of Prisons to run some kind of check if any of them had open warrants at the state level while they were being let out.

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