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Orange Caesar frees wanted suspected pedophile from prison

The Capitol rioter previously most famous for getting turned in to the FBI because he bragged to a woman he met on dating app Bumble turns out to have been wanted on a charge of solicitation of a minor for nearly five years before he was arrested and imprisoned for three – until convicted felon President Trump sprung him from federal prison last week, the Houston Chronicle reports.

Texan Andrew Taake, 36, was hit in 2016 with a count of soliciting a person he “believed to be younger than seventeen years of age” with the expectation there would be sexual contact, a third degree felony punishable by up to 10 years in the joint. He dodged the law on that and for assaulting cops during the Capitol insurrection on January 6th, 2021 – until the dumb fuck bragged about it to a woman he matched and chatted with on Bumble. Taake told her he’d been hit with pepper spray close to the frontline between Capitol cops and sent her a selfie he took that day – which she passed along to the FBI who determined from footage that Taake had in fact attacked cops.

So yeah, Trump literally let a credibly accused pedophile out of prison without ordering the Bureau of Prisons staff to check if any of these scumbags had open warrants, which libs should absolutely hammer him just as MAGA did to Biden with their grotesque exploitation of Laken Riley’s death.

Still feeling confident that by Valentine’s Day someone’s going to die because of Trump freeing all these pieces of shit from federal prison. Well someone besides one of the rioters themselves.

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