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Scott Walker caught lying about dining out during pandemic

Former Republican Wisconsin governor and person voted “Most Likely to Hit Himself in the Face with a Shovel” by his high school class Scott Walker was caught in a lie while tweet-bragging that he went to a pizza place for dinner.

Walker tweeted that he was enjoying a pie at his favorite pizzeria, posting a photo supposedly of the dinner he was enjoying.

Unfortunately for Walker, Twitter sleuths found that *exact same pizza* with the *same arrangement of sausages* and the *exact same drinks* in an earlier post of his from last fall. 

So either San Giorgio Pizzeria Napoletana is really, really strict about where you put your sausage on a pie–(“American Pie” allusion intentional)–or Walker learned to crop photos.

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