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Fat idiot thinks US can produce its own champagne

“The European Union, one of the most hostile and abusive taxing and tariffing authorities in the World, which was formed for the sole purpose of taking advantage of the United States, has just put a nasty 50 percent Tariff on Whisky. If this Tariff is not removed immediately, the US will shortly place a 200 percent Tariff on all WINES, CHAMPAGNES, AND ALCOHOLIC PRODUCTS COMING OUT OF FRANCE AND OTHER EU REPRESENTED COUNTRIES. This will be great for the Wine and Champagne businesses in the US,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, that last bit being as if the Portuguese prime minister announcing that they’re going to start producing their own Kentucky bourbon as champagne cannot originate from anywhere other than Champagne.

It’s “sparkling white wine” if the vintner is even an inch outside of the region defined by European Union law as the aforenamed section of the Champagne-Ardenne province in northern France.

“Senator Mark Wayne Mullin was great on Fake News CNN. Made Caitlin Collins look like the third rate, low ratings reporter, she is!” the fat fuck also posted, praising an appearance in which Mullin so eloquently MAGAsplained to Collins that “Tariffs is a tax. And it will be passed on to consumers. But it also allows us to have open markets” and that “the president understands completely” that tariffs will be passed onto consumers, like champagne drinkers now facing a 200 percent hike.

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