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Twitter sues Texas AG Paxton for abuse of power

2 hours ago

Conservative “comic” tries to raise eyebrows by going to a gym dressed like a woman, only proves that he’s a literally a “lunk”

3 hours ago

Bidens’ dogs headed back to Delaware after “biting incident”

4 hours ago

Trump urges donors to bypass the GOP, give directly to him

4 hours ago

Second Texas utility commissioner resigns

4 hours ago

MAGAchurch pastor on leave of absence after complaining about married women gaining weight and wearing sweatpants in sermon

4 hours ago

Report on Capitol security outlines operational, manpower issues

5 hours ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene unaware Guam is a US territory

5 hours ago

Gab goes offline following “security breach”

7 hours ago

Manhattan DA subpoenaed records from investment firm that made $130 million loan to Trump for high-rise construction

8 hours ago

Republican donor event relocates in part to Orange God Emperor’s palace, and yes of course they’re paying for the space and catering

8 hours ago

Trump greeted by just one supporter on return to New York

8 hours ago

Georgia GOP Senate votes to discontinue no-excuse mail-in voting

9 hours ago

Sanctions un-waived for Israeli scumbag after reprieve from Trump

10 hours ago

Biden grants temporary residency to Venezuelan refugees

10 hours ago

RNC tells Trump tough shit on name and likeness usage

10 hours ago

“OMG! Oprah wears an ankle monitor!” QAnon screams after show

10 hours ago

QAnon Shaman’s bail request denied

10 hours ago

Patriotic American declares independence from British monarchy

11 hours ago

Oath Keeper and Roger Stone bodyguard arrested for Capitol riot

11 hours ago

MyPillow dipshit offers help with plea deals for election fraudsters, also says his new social network will beat Twitter in a few weeks

13 hours ago

Former Missouri Governor and complete scumbag Eric Greitens considered leading MAGA world candidate to replace Roy Blunt

13 hours ago

Louisiana halts bid process for new voting machines as fallout from Trump-led Dominion Voting System lies continues

14 hours ago

Judge pauses jury selection in Chauvin trial as prosecutors seek reinstatement of third-degree murder charges

14 hours ago

Heritage Reich spending big to make elections ‘more fair’

14 hours ago

CDC releases new guidelines for vaccinated people, allowing small groups of vaccinated people to gather

16 hours ago

Elderly MAGA cultist doesn’t want vaccine because science

16 hours ago

Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) announces retirement in feel-goody video

17 hours ago

Supreme Court rejects final pending Trump 2020 election case

17 hours ago

Biden to sign two orders marking International Women’s Day

17 hours ago

Faster-than-light space travel now slightly more realistic: report

18 hours ago

Manchin won’t budge on infrastructure without revenue for it

18 hours ago

Burger King overshoots the target on International Women’s Day

19 hours ago

Lone Trump fan greets Orange Tyrant in NYC

20 hours ago

Jeff Bezos relieved he no longer has to pay alimony

1 day ago

University of Colorado students riot, injure cops who broke up party

1 day ago

NewsNation staff balks at revelation that former Fox News executive Bill Shine developing network; two senior staff resign

1 day ago

Lindsey Graham gushes over the “dark side” and “magic” of Trump

1 day ago

NY state senate leader calls for embattled Cuomo to resign

1 day ago

Parents encourage kids to burn masks at Idaho protests

1 day ago

Anti-choice protester shoots himself in leg at health clinic

1 day ago

More than two-thirds approve of Biden on Coronavirus: poll

2 days ago

‘The Democrat Party’ isn’t really worth getting worked up over

2 days ago

Russian propaganda targets Pfizer vaccine

2 days ago

“Blue Anon” is the new “TDS” for MAGA assholes

2 days ago

Michael Cohen doesn’t think Russian fake news site is funny

2 days ago

Republicans quiet as major donor arrested in $2 billion tax fraud

2 days ago

Soft-chinned dimwit has difficulty answering simple question about whether or not Joe Biden was legitimately elected

2 days ago

Volcano go boom again

2 days ago

Manchin says he’s willing to change filibuster rules

2 days ago

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