People are losing it over Joe Biden. The people I’m talking about are mostly conservatives and Republicans who are watching with horror as the inauguration they happily thought Donald Trump was going to invoke the insurrection act and prevent ended up occurring. Their attitude is that any word uttered about the inauguration that doesn’t serve as an open denunciation of Biden is an implicit endorsement of Biden. Republicans and conservatives are eating their own. They’re lashing out at anyone they think isn’t openly seeking to destroy Biden – at Moscow Mitch for failing to stab Biden to death in the rotunda on Wednesday, or at Kevin McCarthy for not detonating a suicide bomb at the same occasion. This is madness and it must stop.

Now I’m going to ramble out several unconnected sentences to make this satire really hit home, since the rest of that stupid New York Post editorial from 2016 about ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ that I used for the first paragraph after having replaced all the nouns in kind of sucked. The fervid cancel culture on the right is insane. The Bubbublunski Dossier, a fake phony fraud document was foreign interference by China and Chairman Xi. The hateful rhetoric from the MAGA Proud Boy Oath Keeper QAnon White Nationalist Lives Matter mobs needs to stop immediately and those dickhead need to accept that Biden is their president. Biden Derangement Syndrome is a terrible affliction and the closet homosexual men who suffer from it should seek help.