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“Latinos for Trump” attorney asks federal judge to sign completely batshit pre-written injunction removing Biden from office

The saga of the civil complaint seeking to invalidate essentially the entire government of the United States continues with this gem: “After considering Plaintiff’s Motion for Temporary Restraining Order against Defendants, who illegitimately and unlawfully hold the mantles of office in both the legislative and executive branches of government, and due to the excessive nature of the executive orders activity of the unlawfully confirmed ‘President’ Joseph P. Biden, and due to the economic stability of the nation, to temporarily restrain the effects of their illegal acts and restore the status quo ante, on the pleadings, declarations, expert reports, and other documentary evidence in support thereof, the Court FINDS as follows:”

“1. Plaintiffs will likely suffer the following immediate and irreparable injury, loss, or damage in the following manner: (1) loss of the ability to a government by consent of the governed by virtue of being deprived of the fundamental right to legally vote in federal elections; (2) imminent transformation of the United States into an oppressive police state that persecutes those with political views differing from those in control of government, and (3) severe financial harm without the ability to collect damages because of the risk that the United States will cease to be safe haven for the capital assets of investors and that the economy is likely to experience severe instability if controlled by an illegitimate government. 2. This injury is irreparable because it would be impossible to calculate an appropriate amount of monetary damages to compensate Plaintiffs for the loss of the right to a government by consent of the governed and the financial harm that would ensue with no clear way to recover monetary damages in the face of economic volatility.”

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