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You’ll never guess who cut off a dead raccoon’s cock and saved it

Okay fine, you already guessed. The New York Post reports, verbatim, that Bobby Brainworms wrote in his diary “about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his ‘kids waited patiently in the car,’ so that he could examine it later,” an episode that somehow got missed amid all the hype about the dead baby bear and the beached whale whose head he chainsawed off.

It’s in a lengthy Sunday piece headlined “How three controversial father figures influenced Robert F Kennedy Jr’s sometimes shocking views – and drug use,” which also mentions that a teenage Bobby spiked everyone’s drinks with a laxative at his brother David’s birthday party, a week after their father was shot dead by Sirhan Sirhan. One of the “father figures” mentioned is Harvard professor Robert Trivers, a friend of Jeffrey Epstein who once told Reuters that “by the time [girls] 14 or 15, they’re like grown women were 60 years ago, so I don’t see these acts as so heinous.”

Trivers, a sociologist, died nine days ago at the age of 83, apparently of natural causes.

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