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Winter Storm Angeli to hit Northeast early next week


There’s a major winter storm forecast for the Northeast next week. Winter Storm Angeli* could release enough sticky white stuff to cover New York City in as much as 18 inches of snow, which would be fun for a few minutes but then be an absolute mess to clean up. Other parts of the country could see anywhere from zero to more than the 18 inches forecast for New York City. National Zero may follow up with additional reporting on non-NYC weather effects of Angeli.

*Like The Weather Channel did of its own initiative for no reason whatsoever, National Zero will now be referring to winter storms by non-canonical names going forward, and in the interest of making things even more confusing and pointless, National Zero’s winter storm names will be different than those of The Weather Channel and will not be assigned in alphabetical order.

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