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National Zero’s “Big Game” Party Snack Recipe Guide


That’s right! It’s that time of year for “Big Game” football action on Sunday and you can be a champ too… at Super Snacking! Here’s National Zero’s MVP guide to snacking your way through all the “Big Game” and “Super Sunday” eating while watching televised football!

Recipe Image Directions
GRIDIRON CRACKERS Open 1 sleeve Premium Unsalted Tops Saltine Crackers, 16 oz. Place crackers on plate. Serve.
SMASH-MOUTH HAM Open 1 container Hillshire Farm Ultra Thin Honey Ham – 16oz. Place sliced ham on plate. Serve.
WILD WINGS Call local Buffalo Wild Wings location. Order wings. Drive to location. Pay for order. Drive home. Serve.
BONELESS WILD WINGS Call local Buffalo Wild Wings location. Order boneless wings. Drive to location. Pay for order. Drive home. Serve.
BRADY BURGERS Follow directions on Morning Star Farms Veggie Burgers Garden Veggie –
9.5 oz
package. Serve.

*The term “Super Bowl” is a registered trademark of the NFL and National Zero cannot afford to purchase the rights to use an implied endorsement of our party snack guide. So we’re going with Big Game, even though that’s fucking stupid.

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