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When nothing happens on March 4th, QAnon will focus on July 4th

As we’ve reported here on National Zero, March 4th, 2021 is the QAnon mythos’s next date of “The Storm” – the prophesied day of tribulation when Trump and JFK Jr seize power and destroy the Satanic-Jewish-Hollywood-Democrat cabal that controls all media and finance. The Trump Organization is so sure that fans will show up in DC, it’s taken the time to rip them off for a few bucks by nearly tripling the lowest room rates at the Trump DC International Hotel on March 3rd and 4th. The reason why they believe March 4th is the day of The Storm is unclear exactly, but it has something to do with the fact that the 4th was Inauguration Day until 1937 – after the ratification of the 20th Amendment to the Constitution in 1933.

Anyway, as National Zero reader King Con Trump pointed out, that’ll soon change to “We meant JULY 4th….where Trump will be riding into D.C. on a red, white, and blue tank to roll over that librul traitor!” like it always does. And it makes perfect sense if you’re a QAnon fan – this year in particular.

We’re calling it now: Because July 4th, 2021 will be the 245th birthday of the United States, the numerological freakery of QAnon will go into overdrive with “2 + 45 = TRUMP’S SECOND TERM”. This will obviously not make sense mathematically (though it does work as a string concatenation as “2” + “45” returns “245”) but that’s never stopped the jackasses before. They’ll probably even go ahead and start calling it “Re-Independence Day”. If any QAnon freaks are reading this, you might as well get a head start now on planning for your “Re-Independence Day” celebrations.

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