President tweets vicious attack on Anti-Vaxxers

If there’s one message I want to cut through to everyone in this country, it’s this: The vaccines are safe.

For yourself, your family, your community, our country — take the vaccine when it’s your turn and available. That’s how we’ll beat this pandemic.

— President Biden (@POTUS) February 22, 2021

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