Less than 24 hours before the QAnon-claimed “real” inauguration of Donald Trump as the 19th President of the United States, Washington, DC is surprisingly quiet, with no stage or grandstand being constructed at the Capitol or the White House for the expected ceremony.

For those of you not up-to-speed on the ramblings of your neighborhood nutsack flying a Trump 2024 flag, *this* conspiracy theory alleges that the United States ceased being an independent nation in 1871 with the signing of the Treaty of Washington, which (allegedly) gave ownership of the United States to the City of London Corporation, an independent government within England that secretly rules both the UK and the US.

All laws and Constitutional Amendments enacted after 1871, therefore, (allegedly) are null and void because they were not enacted by a sovereign United States.  This includes the 20th Amendment, which moved Inauguration Day from March 4th to January 20th.  Therefore, the *real* Inauguration Day is and always has been March 4th.  (It also negates the statehood of thirteen states that entered the Union after 1871.)

Donald Trump–because he is *so well educated* and has *a very big brain*–knows that the Republic of the United States of America has essentially been held hostage by the cabal of super-powerful Londoners since the Treaty of Washington was signed and he has dedicated his life to restoring the Republic.

Because the Treaty of Washington was signed during the presidency of Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th President of the United States, Trump tomorrow will be inaugurated as the Real and Genuine 19th President of the United States by the *real and genuine* electors selected by the existent 37 states (which apparently all were appointed to vote for Trump).

So there you have it.  Now you know.  Let the fireworks begin.