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“OMG! Oprah wears an ankle monitor!” QAnon screams after show

After the much-anticipated Oprah Winfrey interview with royal couple Harry and Meghan aired, the Quiniverse lit up with another “secret sign” that the international blood-drinking child sex trafficking ring was coming to justice because–duh DUH DUHHHH–Oprah was obviously wearing an ankle bracelet!

According to Newsweek, a bulge in Oprah’s boot was not interpreted as a mic pack–as people in the entertainment industry have explained it was–but it’s an ankle monitor the most powerful woman in media is wearing because she *obviously* nabbed in the reckoning for the pedophile ring run by powerful Democrats, anti-Trump Republicans and Hollywood elites.  (They haven’t explained how Winfrey was arrested but there’s no public record of it.)

The “mic pack” explanation was quickly dismissed by the QAnon followers on Telegram:  “At the furthest point away from the mouth, and where the microphone would pick up on any time she repositioned herself, in her seat? I don’t think so,” user Stroud Mom posted.  (Just FYI, a mic pack is the power pack and transmitter for the microphone, which Winfrey is clearly wearing on her collar in the interview.  It’s not the actual microphone.)

The claim follows similar claims by Q adherents, who claimed then-President-elect Joe Biden had been caught and was wearing an ankle bracelet, but his was hidden by a phony cast, not tht Bien broke his foot playing with his dogs.

QAnon seemed less concerned with the allegations about racism made by Markle or the public discussion of mental health issues, as they should be.

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