Happy Birthday Barron! - National Zero

Melania wishes Barron Trump a happy birthday with two balloons straight out of the HR Giger collection. pic.twitter.com/cqWlv3kDD4

— Mike Rothschild (no relation) (@rothschildmd) March 20, 2021

We at National Zero are sincerely wishing you all the best. Hope you grow up normal and decent like your cousin Mary. You could learn a thing or two from her about dealing with having complete miscreants for family members. Maybe you should also consider forming a support group with Claudia Conway and Mitch McConnell’s liberal daughter. Just don’t end up like your older brothers.

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