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MAGA scumbags Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman offer $25,000 reward for info leading to either arrest or exoneration of Matt Gaetz

“In a valiant effort to separate fact from fiction surrounding a Federal Investigation into Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz, Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl are leading an investigation through their non-partisan organization known as Project 1599. A cash reward of $25,000 is offered in exchange for information that leads to the arrest or exoneration of Congressman Gaetz.”

“Project 1599 is uniquely positioned as the only non-partisan group with the pedigree, capabilities, and track record to carry out a sensitive investigation into accusations of sexual misconduct brought against a prominent politician. ‘We are the people that the public looks to in order to separate facts from rumors surrounding accusations of sexual misconduct involving our nation’s most prominent public figures’ Burkman said. Wohl added ‘During this trying time, Congressman Gaetz can rest assured that his past will face only the most diligent of scrutiny from Project 1599’. Project 1599 is encouraging Mr. Gaetz to visit the organization’s headquarters and submit to thorough questioning under polygraph” says a statement from the two hucksters’ organization.

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