Matt Gaetz still more worried about CNN report of Trump refusing to meet with him than NYT reporting on sex trafficking allegations

CNN Deep Fake!

This story takes on a new perspective in light of the Project Veritas #ExposeCNN work. https://t.co/bUXSfyc7Ea

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) April 16, 2021

Venice begins charging admission fee to selfie-stick holders

Galled Gourd lightens slap at former AG Barr

The numbnuts videotaped their crime

A recap before Day 2 of Pecker exposés on stand

Watters has literal conniption on air after Arizona indictments

Secret Service agent assigned to protect VP Harris removed after exhibiting “disturbing behavior” prior to flight

The five “Unindicted Coconspirators”

Arizona Attorney General charges all 11 fake Trump 2020 electors; others indicted include Meadows, Giuliani, Ellis, Eastman

Nunes asks his buddies in the House to harass DJT short sellers

Trump campaign, PACs using vendor to conceal legal payments

Which genius thought showing up at Columbia was a good idea?

Georgia prison inmate’s bold “steal pepper spray and use it to temporarily blind corrections officer” plan works all too brilliantly

Arizona state House passes repeal of 1864 abortion ban

RNC chair not only creates election conspiracy theories, she manufactures the US states where she’s suing to prove them

RFK Jr pulls more Trump support in new QU poll

New Jersey Democratic Congressman Donald Payne Jr. dies

Gateway Pundit declares bankruptcy

Michigan AG names Trump, Rudy, Meadows as co-conspirators

New right wing Slovak government replaces public broadcaster Radio and Television of Slovakia with Slovak Television and Radio

Fox News goes with “the ballots were already printed” excuse

Voyager 1 unfucked: NASA

Comer “fed up,” hoping “Jesus comes so he can get out”

“Birdbrain” still pulls 16.5 percent in Pennsylvania GOP primary

Biden and Buttigieg increase airline executive pain and suffering

Orange God Emperor demands GOP “TAKE ACTION” for him

A key battleground state, Pennsylvania’s primary foreshadows challenges for Trump in November

FTC bans non-compete agreements for employees

Senate overwhelmingly passes foreign aid bill along with deadline for Chinese government sale of TikTok

Tennessee legislature passes bill allowing teachers, staff to carry concealed weapons on school grounds

FBI Director, a Trump appointee, says Bureau won’t follow Trump’s demands to investigate political rivals if he gets second term

The inanity of Jesse Watters goes to 11 during Trump trial

Biden Administration extends overtime pay rules to millions

Indicted felon drops out of campaign!

Bird flu found in cow’s milk being sold on store shelves, but FDA confirms milk supply continues to be safe

Habba demonstrates kitchen skills comparable to legal acuity

Inmate P01135809 loses his shit over weak NYC MAGA protest

“You don’t pay someone $130,000 not to have sex with you”

Flip-flopping on abortion again, Kari Lake returns to blaming Democratic state leaders for not implementing 1864 law

Biden continues to tie Trump to GOP attacks on reproductive rights, adds zinger about Salmon Salesman’s continued hucksterism

McTurtle blames the Ghost of Tucker Carlson for Ukraine aid delay

Senate passes Ukraine-Israel aid bill

Tony Bobulinski sues Jamie Raskin for defamation

MAGA Land claims all hell will break loose for real this time

LIVE UPDATES: Trump faces contempt hearing on Day Two of trial

Happy Disinfect-inject-iversary to all who celebrate!

German aide at European Parliament arrested for spying for China

Scientists witness biological process known to have happened only three other times in Earth’s history, creating new life form

The comparisons just keep getting more ridiculouser

Group sues Texas to air condition prisons after official state data on heat-related deaths questioned

Son defends father’s payoff for porn star’s, mistress’s silence after extramarital affairs on third wife ’cause family values