MyPillow assclown's new social media network "Frank Speech" celebrates Friday launch by not actually launching at all

So I put in my phone number, got my “VIP early access code”, entered it, and was excited to see how fast National Zero could be permanently banned from Frank Speech for using bad language and taking the Lord’s name in vain and this is what I get. Goddamn fucking nothing.

What a disappointment. I wanted material to use in articles here on National Zero. Instead I have to use this failed launch as a subject for this one. MAGA tech products really suck.

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