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Israel invades Gaza

New York Times: “Israel sent its military into Gaza early Friday, a major escalation of violence between Palestinians firing rockets into Israel and Israeli forces carrying out airstrikes in Gaza.  It was not immediately clear if the Israeli incursion was a limited bid to destroy rocket bases or kill leaders of Hamas, the militant group that controls Gaza, or if it was a full-fledged invasion akin to the one in 2014 that killed more than 2,000 Palestinians.

“The news was announced by the Israeli Defense Forces with a one-line tweet at 12:22 a.m. (5:22 p.m. Thursday on the East Coast of the United States): ‘IDF air and ground troops are currently attacking in the Gaza Strip.’  An Israeli military spokesman, Lt. Col. Jonathan Conricus, confirmed that ‘There are ground troops attacking in Gaza, together with air forces as well.'”

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