Categories
Uncategorized

Orange God Emperor still bitching about losing six months ago, invents story about fans being suppressed by inaccurate polling

Statement from President Un-Elect Trump: “Wall Street Journal has reported (they finally got something right), that 2020 was the ‘Worst Presidential Poll Miss in 40 Years.’ The public opinion surveys ahead of the 2020 Presidential Election were the most inaccurate ever, according to a major polling panel. This was done purposely. The polls were a joke. I won States in a landslide that I was predicted to lose days before the election. Other states had me purposely so far down that it would force people, even fans, to say ‘Let’s stay home Darling. We love our President, but he can’t win.’ And then I would win those states or at least come very close.”

“In one state that I actually won, but the results were rigged, ABC and the Washington Post had me down by 17 points. Even the rigged final result was extremely close. It’s called SUPPRESSION POLLING and it should be illegal. These are crooked, disgusting, and very dishonest media outlets and they know exactly what they are doing. The 2020 Presidential Election was, by far, the greatest Election Fraud in the history of our Country. The good news is, the American people get it and the truth is rapidly coming out! Had Mike Pence had the courage to send the Electoral College vote back to states for recertification, and had Mitch McConnell fought for us instead of being the weak and pathetic leader he is, we would right now have a Republican President who would be VETOING the horrific Socialistic Bills that are rapidly going through Congress, including Open Borders, High Taxes, Massive Regulations, and so much else!”

Earlier statement: “As our Country is being destroyed, both inside and out, the Presidential Election of 2020 will go down as THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY!”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Tyrant “just bored and wants to move on” from Iran war

41 minutes ago

Host of terrible podcast mocks Trump’s Iran strategy

1 hour ago

Senate “voice-votes” funding most of DHS

2 hours ago

Trump admits he could’ve just ordered TSA agents paid weeks ago

13 hours ago

Jessica Tarlov conveniently benched for Trump call-in day

14 hours ago

Orange Antichrist to add signature to all US currency

15 hours ago

TACO man moves back hard deadline again

15 hours ago

Government censors hideous, malformed skin appendage

16 hours ago

Former Massachusetts cop shot by ex-coworker acquitted

17 hours ago

Judge tosses Ketamine Brain v Twitter Ad Boycotters

18 hours ago

CPAC incel fan-con Day 1: Watch Live

19 hours ago

Cooper 49 – Whatley 41 in North Carolina: poll

19 hours ago

Regime offering $3 million and asylum for info on Haitian gangs

20 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Decaying corpse holds cabinet meeting

21 hours ago

IOC bans trans athletes from female sports

21 hours ago

Kamala Harris packs schedule with fundraisers across South

22 hours ago

Rising MAGA star all in on tweets boosting GOP midterm prospects

22 hours ago

Rural Nevada county GOP chair vows to “fight, fight, fight 100 percent, very much like Trump” against Trump DOJ “witch hunt”

23 hours ago

House Intel chair just can’t do a “Sir, thank you” yarn like the old man

23 hours ago

MAGA Wisconsin man to face trial on water park jack off incident

24 hours ago

Grandpa having a rough morning

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor addresses his supplicants

1 day ago

Fannie Man tries again on Letitia James criminal referrals

2 days ago

Mortgage rates hits 6.43 percent

2 days ago

Corey Lewandowski evidently declines firing from government

2 days ago

Seven Chinese dognapping victims escape butcher, journey home

2 days ago

White House turns down Ketamine Brain’s offer to pay TSA

2 days ago

Senate GOP still pretending on SAVE Act: Watch live

2 days ago

Regime “settles” with Mike Flynn

2 days ago

Jaydee’s Budapest Blast set for April 7-8th

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Kampf

2 days ago

Fourth Musketeer’s skeleton possibly found in Netherlands

2 days ago

Fat idiot adds misplaced apostrophe to self-contradictory lie

2 days ago

Fox News guy not cutting Jesus Dork any slack, at all

2 days ago

White House oligarch council named

2 days ago

“Lol, no”: Iranians on Trump ceasefire offer

2 days ago

Farm bailout champion alleges Blue States using food stamps and other welfare benefits to buy voters off and keep Dems in power

2 days ago

Military officials brief toddler with video reel of “stuff blowing up”

2 days ago

Raskin says Trump had financial motive for stealing docs

2 days ago

Unintelligence official accuses Mike Flynn, etc of treason

2 days ago

Dem flips Palm Beach Florida state House seat

2 days ago

Orange Man endorses Orban, again, for like the third time this year

2 days ago

John Brennan under criminal investigation

3 days ago

North Carolina state Senate President concedes primary defeat

3 days ago

Top Box-o-Wine lieutenant admitted there’s no case against Powell

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Markwayne sworn in as second choice after Noem

3 days ago

Florida lawmakers end session before banning synthetic opioid

3 days ago

Ted Cruz hails the courage of Republican Senators who stood up to corrupt, dangerous president and forced him to resign in shame

3 days ago

Steve Bannon gets excited about deploying ICE for midterms again

3 days ago

Delta suspends special Congressional fast lane

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x