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Republican Oklahoma Governor’s campaign fundraising off Chick-fil-A sauce shortage, which is Joe Biden’s fault for some reason

“You read that right, Chick-fil-A has a sauce shortage. And you want to know why? Because of Joe Biden’s radical liberal policies. Gas stations are having mass shortages, gas prices are soaring, the cost of groceries is through the roof, and now Chick-fil-a has a sauce shortage. And who is paying the price? Everyday Americans. STAND UP FOR EVERYDAY AMERICANS Joe Biden’s policies have REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES that he doesn’t seem to [sic] tuned [sic] to.”

“Now, the liberals are out to get me. They know am a threat to his socialist agenda and they’re prepared to spend MILLIONS to stop me. STAND UP TO JOE BIDEN $25 STAND UP FOR EVERYDAY AMERICANS $50 Conservative govemors are the absolute last line of defense. We’re fighting to block liberal policies and promote common-sense policies to bring down the price of gas, to lower the cost of groceries, and to make sure Chick-fil-A never has another sauce shortage. We need to know we can count on you to fight BACK and fight FOR everyday Americans” – Actual text of Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt campaign fundraising email.

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