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Cyber attack fucks up cattle industry, so get ready for another week of MAGA bitching about “Biden wants to ban burgers”

“A cyberattack on JBS SA, the largest meat producer globally, has forced the shutdown of some of world’s largest slaughterhouses, and there are signs that the closures are spreading. JBS’s five biggest beef plants in the U.S. – which altogether handle 22,500 cattle a day – have halted processing following a weekend attack on the company’s computer networks, according to JBS posts on Facebook, labor unions and employees. Those outages alone have wiped out nearly a fifth of America’s production. Slaughter operations across Australia were also down, according to a trade group. One of Canada’s largest beef plants was idled for a second day” Bloomberg reports.

This one’s too easy for the cult. Last month they were simultaneously caterwauling about Biden wanting to ban meat due to carbon emissions (which is not now and never was an actual Biden policy proposal, but that didn’t stop them) as well as the Colonial Pipeline cyber attack and the resulting gasoline shortage (which was in no small part due to panic buying by MAGA dumbasses). Really all they need to do is combine those two genres of white nationalist panic tweets. No doubt they’ll go further and “connect the dots” so that it’s a false flag attack that was ordered by Biden himself and executed by China, Soros, Jews, Dominion, Venezuela, etc to shrink the beef industry.

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