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Orange Caesar finally endorses Low Energy Greg, who then immediately lords it over rival males vying for the alpha’s affections

“Greg Abbott is a fighter and a Great Governor for the incredible people of Texas. No Governor has done more to secure the Border and keep our communities safe than Governor Abbott. Greg is a staunch defender of the Second Amendment and has made Texas a Second Amendment Sanctuary State. Texas has become a job-creating machine, and our partnership helped restore America’s economic power and success. Greg is also very tough on crime, fully supports the brave men and women of Law Enforcement, and is all in on Election Integrity. Governor Greg Abbott will continue to be a great leader for the Lone Star State, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for re-election. He will never let you down!” – Former Guy’s statement, coming directly from Greg’s Twitter, a clear message to his rivals in the pack that he’s been scent marked by the dominant male.

What’s noteworthy is that this comes fully three weeks after Trump endorsed the more vocally MAGA Lieutenant Governor Dannie Goeb, better known as Dan Patrick. Maybe it was Abbott’s tyrannical threats to defund the Texas legislature’s operating budget that won Trump over. Also note that – like pretty much everything Trump says – the last sentence of the endorsement statement is complete lie. Greg Abbott has let Texans down repeatedly, particularly with his terrible management of the February storm and cold snap that killed an estimated 700 Texans.

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