Categories
Uncategorized

George P. Bush announces primary challenge to Texas AG Paxton

Is the world ready for another George Bush?

George P. (for Prescott) Bush has announced that he will launch a Republican primary challenge to incumbent Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, the Dallas Morning News reports.

Bush, who holds the surprisingly powerful position of Texas Land Commissioner, the state officer who oversees the state’s school fund for some odd reason, as well as the state’s mineral rights such as drilling permits, is the grandson of the 41st President George H.W. Bush and the nephew of the 43rd President George W. Bush.  He’s the eldest child of Jeb! Bush.

“Enough is enough, Ken. You’ve brought way too much scandal and too little integrity to this office,” Bush said. “It’s time to go.”

Paxton is facing a three-count indictment, filed in 2015 for securities fraud and failing to register as a securities dealer after convincing investors to invest in a company that he was receiving a commission from, while he was still Attorney General.  And last year, Paxton was accused by members of his own staff of using his office to provide favors to political allies and donors.

The pair are bidding for an endorsement from Donald Trump, who is still influential in Republican politics although he’s highly unpopular among the general public.  “I like them both very much,” Trump said in a statement last week to CNN.  “I’ll be making my endorsement and recommendation to the great people of Texas in the not-so-distant future.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Things aren’t looking good”

5 hours ago

Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

10 hours ago

Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

12 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

14 hours ago

Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

14 hours ago

Frailty, thy name is Donald

15 hours ago

NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

16 hours ago

Naoero is the new Nauru

17 hours ago

Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

17 hours ago

Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

18 hours ago

UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

19 hours ago

CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

20 hours ago

Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

20 hours ago

Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

21 hours ago

Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

1 day ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

2 days ago

Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

2 days ago

Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

3 days ago

Houthi missile threat to critical Saudi oil processing hub “could upend Trump’s midterm message”: Politico on what really matters

3 days ago

Not-Movie Night Friday: The Shadow Over Innsmouth audiobook

3 days ago

Regime admits former Olympian didn’t damage Reflecting Pool

3 days ago

Surprise! President Blood and Soil thrilled by Ceuta rush

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Cabinet members deservingly suffer bleak meeting

4 days ago

Floridians advised to prevent leprosy by avoiding wild armadillos

4 days ago

Bernie Moreno taking familial frustrations out on Anthony Fauci

4 days ago

Spanish North African enclave overrun by 60,000 migrants

4 days ago

Orange Baby whines over his betrayal carrying consequences

4 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with very simple, easy tests of moral character

4 days ago

Talarico 51 – Picasso Face 48 in Texas: Fox News poll

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Creepy grampa has ideas about trucks

5 days ago

Orange Dictator really, really wants immunity from IRS audits

5 days ago

Now it’s “you can’t go to the Obama museum without a photo ID”

5 days ago

Regime gutting counterterrorism capabilities

5 days ago

Senate GOP postpones Todd Blanche nomination vote

5 days ago

Deeply unpopular tyrant speaks from his throne: Watch Live

5 days ago

Fat Rapist hits new low of 32 percent approval in QU poll

6 days ago

Volcano needs attention again: Live video

6 days ago

Secret Service surveilled James Comey prior to indictment

6 days ago

Orange Fuhrer’s approval now at 34 percent: Economist/YouGov

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: DC bids farewell to its dearest Lindsey

7 days ago

Florida seniors get special recognition from Governor Ron DeSantis

7 days ago

Talarico 45 – Paxton 40 in Texas: poll

7 days ago

Axios finds polite way to call Trump a deranged fucking idiot

7 days ago

Southern Japan hit with 7.1 magnitude earthquake

7 days ago

Vexatious invalid plainly not keeping up with lawyers’ day-to-day

1 week ago

Regime petitions Supreme Court to throttle mail-in voting

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Shitbrain slurs through Michigan speech

1 week ago

Texas MAGA Congressman under House Ethics investigation

1 week ago

Japanese Pokemon fandom now even more dystopian

1 week ago

Newspaper missing from McConnell proof-of-life photo

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x