Thanks to the Cameo service, Donald Trump Jr. can prostitute himself for cash, and he gets far less than his father used to charge.

For just $500, you can have Junior talk very loud and fast to you in a personalized message for your birthday, anniversary or just because it’s Monday.  (Junior really doesn’t have a need to take your money.)  Or you can give that special loved one, like an ex-wife, a personalized gift of a message from Junior.

Listing himself as an activist/author/entrepreneur/political commentator and reality TeeVee personality (but strangely, not Silver Spoon heir),  Junior claims his Cameo proceeds will go to the Shadow Warrior Project, a non-profit that supposedly provides assistance to former military contractors who were hurt on the job.  (Why their employers, like Erik Prince, aren’t responsible for taking care of people injured while fighting private wars is not explained.)

If $500 is too rich for you, you can have a personalized direct message sent to your phone for just $20, because most certainly Junior would personally send the text message.  With a five-star rating from clients, Junior seems to be a hit, particularly because he’s *so busy* he can turn around these frivolous wastes of money typically within 22 hours.

What?  Junior doesn’t whet your palate?  Then get a Cameo message from these MAGA prostitutes darlings:

• Junior’s squeeze, Kimberly Guilfoyle ($200 for video; $19.99 for DM)
• George Papadopoulos ($100/no DMs available)
• Tomi Lahren ($90/no DMs available)
• Corey Lewandowski ($70/DMs at a bargain price of $2.99.  No word if punches are included or cost extra)
• Jacob Wohl ($50/no DMs available)
• Sebastian Gorka ($99 for video, no DMs available)
• Joe Arpaio ($30/no DMs available)

Caution:  Junior has a habit of plugging his family’s hotels or a conspiracy about Joe Biden not being president into his messages, so YOU’RE paying for him to advertise on YOUR dime.