Lightning, a natural phenomenon caused by static electricity discharging from clouds has reportedly killed zero Americans so far in 2021, the Washington Post reports. According to the National Weather Service – which keeps statistics on weather-related fatalities – usually there are at least 3 or 4 Americans dead of lightning strikes by mid-June, so we can conclude this probably – actually definitely – means the Biden Administration Department of Commerce (of which the NWS is a part) and Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo are covering something up.
Most likely that something is testing of secret Rothschild-funded, 5G-enabled HAARP weather control technology that went awry, killing hundreds of scientists, government contractors, soldiers, replicants (genetically engineered worker drones used in construction), and innocent civilians with raging maelstroms of purple lighting bolts emanating from the control towers and Raimondo ordered NWS eggheads to cover it up by recording zero deaths.
But we’re on to them. We know that the Biden Administration plans on deploying this weather control technology on the day of the 2022 midterms to reduce turnout in rural red states and congressional districts. The only real question is: did the MAGA freaks who occasionally read National Zero get this far before they realized we’re just fucking with them again?