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Six months of Republicans wishing the Capitol riot never happened


Tuesday marks six months since a horde of angry, desperate Trump fans stormed the United States Capitol in a doomed attempt to prevent Congress from certifying Joe Biden’s win over their Orange God Emperor. Almost from the start, MAGA Nation tried to act like it was no big deal, that it was a big deal but it was somehow Nancy Pelosi’s fault, but also it was still no big deal again.

What follows is a rundown of how GOP politicians, commentators, and trolls fought reality with unreality in the aftermath of that brutal assault on American democracy.

“It was Antifa”

This started on January 6th, as the goddamned riot was actually still happening. Per Michael Wolff’s upcoming third book on the Trump White House: ‘It wasn’t until later in the three o’clock hour that Trump seemed to begin the transition from seeing the mob as people protesting the election – defending him so he would defend them – to seeing them as ‘not our people.’ Therefore, he bore no responsibility for them” and it spread from there:

MAGA viking is an Antifa infiltrator, say Gateway Pundit fans – National Zero’s earliest name for Jacob Chansley (fake last name “Angeli”) aka “QAnon Shaman” was “MAGA Viking” before the canonical “Shaman” nom de guerre was widely reported by MSM sources.

giter_done • 5 months ago
️Some? We can see a trend that Trump supporters DO NOT cause destruction nor chaos so quit lying to yourself. It was pre-planned by Antifa period. Facts are already out. Do your own research instead of listening to those who have lied to you for four years.
Sun, 1/24/2021 1:44 PM on ‘Conservatives blame Antifa without evidence for violence at Capitol’

OWbRF • 6 months ago background:#fff;
️No… The 74MM Americans who voted for Trump are not responsible for the riot in the Capitol… The insurgent criminals who broke in and trashed the place… and the sheep who followed them in are responsible…
Fri, 1/8/2021 1:01 PM on ‘New Jersey lawmaker stayed in Capitol until 3 a.m. cleaning rotunda after riot’

Oregon GOP adopts batshit resolution calling Capitol riot a false flag, calls it the modern American equivalent of the Reichstag fire

“A legitimate president-elect wouldn’t need National Guard protection”

Minor tangent, as this is not necessarily an excuse or equivocation of the Capitol riot, but it was just such typical abusive gaslighting bullshit that the MAGA trolls would question the need for military protection of the inauguration for a situation they fucking caused:

Clutchdriven • 6 months ago
️If you need 25,000 armed troops at your inauguration there is a good chance you’re an illegitimate president.
Mon, 1/18/2021 7:54 AM on ‘GOP senators wrestle with purging Trump from party’

Chairman Biden • 6 months ago
️25K of Biden’s Red Guard has been deployed to protect him from the people who “elected” him
Mon, 1/18/2021 7:05 AM on ‘GOP senators wrestle with purging Trump from party’

Latest MAGA troll talking point: A legitimately elected President would not need 25,000 troops to guard his inauguration

“Capitolghazi”

By mid-February the MAGA Reich started a half-assed attempt to make it sound like Nancy Pelosi was in charge and let the horde into the Capitol in a way very much reminiscent of how they charged another prominent female Democrat leader with failing to provide adequate security for a consulate in Libya, though the effort did not last nearly as long.

“Lindsey Graham, perhaps inevitably, was one of the first to float the idea that perhaps this might be actually the Democratic speaker’s fault, asking on Twitter ‘whether Speaker Pelosi, due to optics, refused requests by the Capitol Hill Police for additional resources like the National Guard?’ It’s like blaming Hillary for Bill’s affairs – not the first time a woman has been blamed for something a man did, and likely not the last” wrote Molly Jong-Fast in The Daily Beast.

Freedom Caucasians trying to gin up Capitolghazi for Pelosi

Rancher • 5 months ago
️Lawmakers wrote Pelosi a letter reminding her that as Speaker, she is in charge of Capital building security. They want to know: What she knew and when she knew it.
Tue, 2/16/2021 12:58 PM on ‘Pelosi says 9/11-style commission to investigate Capitol breach is ‘next step”

Notyouraveragebozo • 5 months ago
️Reichstag Fire ?
Tue, 2/16/2021 12:20 PM on ‘Pelosi says 9/11-style commission to investigate Capitol breach is ‘next step”

…though some still like to bring it up from time to time.

Dwayne Elizondo MDH Camacho • 2 months ago
️If Nancy can’t protect the capitol from a couple hundred hooligans, how is she going to protect it from China or Russia?
Tue, 5/11/2021 8:31 PM on ‘Former Pentagon chief defends Jan. 6 response, says he feared Kent State repeat’

“Tourists”

The “crowd was largely peaceful” bullshit technically started before the Capitol riot even happened. In Trump’s speech whipping up the MAGA horde into the attack, he did use the word “peacefully” in what was otherwise a maelstrom of violent rhetoric. Nice of him to throw his fans a life raft to cling to when trying to pretend the other 50 minutes or so of hateful shit did not incite the crowd.

AAron_AAble • 2 months ago
️Though there were indeed unauthorized self-guided tours of the Capitol, not one of the them was armed, and no one was hit in the head with a fire extinguisher.
Wed, 4/28/2021 9:39 AM on ‘Officials determined troubling posts did not indicate threat ahead of Capitol riot: report’

NeoReactionary 30 y/o Boomer • 2 months ago
️Democrats want to pretend a bunch of boomers walking around taking selfies was a worse terrorist attack than 9/11.
Wed, 5/5/2021 4:05 PM on ‘Trump told Facebook board his supporters were ‘law abiding’ during Capitol riot’

Spartan NZ ✓TEAM SOROS™ NeoReactionary 30 y/o Boomer • 2 months ago
️A cop’s eye got gouged out, you lying incel freak.
Wed, 5/5/2021 4:07 PM on ‘Trump told Facebook board his supporters were ‘law abiding’ during Capitol riot’

…however it wasn’t until mid-May when the “tourist” label came into vogue with the MAGA Reich…

Wyrdless • 2 months ago
️It was mostly peaceful.
Thu, 5/13/2021 11:14 AM on ‘GOP downplays Jan. 6 violence: Like a ‘normal tourist visit”

https://youtu.be/1Ct7yYnZOuo

“The FBI actually did it”

The presence of FBI informants – not agents, important – among the Capitol rioters caused a MAGA freakout reminiscent of their Mueller-era shitshows over government surveillance and Fusion GPS and whatever other fucking nonsense they used to scream about back then.

The “FBI FALSE FLAG” Capitol riot conspiracy bullshit

https://youtu.be/A5z5AGFl_7k

All of this seems to have originated with “Unindicted Co-Conspirators in 1/6 Cases Raise Disturbing Questions of Federal Foreknowledge” on MAGA circlejerk site Revolver.news on June 14th, which evidently got conflated into “ThE Fbi pLAnnEd tHe RiOT”.

“BLM and Antifa were way worse in 2020”

What else needs to be said about this – aside from the fact that these scumbags have the temerity to say civil unrest over a cop murdering Black man in broad daylight and a bunch of white trash losers upset their guy lost attacking Democracy are supposed to exist on the same moral plane?

Hollis Dunlap • 2 months ago
️One thing I would say about January 6–it didn’t affect the average person very much. Just a few overpaid politicians who aren’t doing their jobs well. As opposed to the near daily rioting over the summer, which had a big effect on life and businesses in countless cities and towns across the country.
Thu, 5/13/2021 8:33 AM on ‘GOP downplays Jan. 6 violence: Like a ‘normal tourist visit”

E. T. Bass • 2 months ago
️Reality check: BLM has committed more crimes, attacked more people and done more property damage in just the last 24 hours than those who participated in the mass trespassing event on 1/6……and remember, a certain former President actually had leaders of the racist BLM mob in his White House for agitation sessions with Al Sharpton.
Fri, 5/7/2021 6:34 PM on ‘Judge grants Capitol riot defendant’s request to make Mother’s Day call’

“The Capitol riot was actually awesome”

doggman • 2 months ago
️People celebrate Christmas on different dates. I will be commemorating Insurrection Day as Nov 3rd, 2020. The day Democrats stole the presidency.
Fri, 4/23/2021 12:20 PM on ‘Capitol rioter turned in by match on Bumble after bragging about insurrection’

StoicSquirm • 2 months ago
️Leave those ‘insurrectionists’ alone. They were nice the first time. You got lucky they weren’t angrier. It’s not a good idea to to upset them.
Fri, 4/23/2021 12:43 PM on ‘Capitol rioter turned in by match on Bumble after bragging about insurrection’

StoicSquirm • 2 months ago
️Snitches gonna get stitches, bltches.
Fri, 4/23/2021 11:56 AM on ‘Capitol rioter turned in by match on Bumble after bragging about insurrection’

“Ron Johnson gets his own fucking section”

In the course of less than five weeks between February and March, his piece of shit managed to check nearly ALL of the mutually exclusive boxes above, starting with Capitolghazi:

Ron Johnson implies Pelosi was somehow behind Capitol riot – February 7th, 2021

Sen. Ron Johnson doesn’t believe “armed insurrection” happened – February 15th, 2021

Ron Johnson still pushing the ‘Capitol rioters were Antifa’ bullshit – February 23, 2021

Ron Johnson pulls the old ‘just asking questions’ bullshit when asked to explain why he claims Antifa attacked the Capitol – March 1st, 2021

…then two weeks later…

Ron Johnson says he wasn’t worried during Capitol riot since attackers “love this country, truly respect law enforcement” – March 12th, 2021

Crowd of Wisconsin morons applauds Ron Johnson’s bullshit stories about how not concerned he was during the Capitol riot – March 15th, 2021

This look back is barely scraping the surface of the contradictory horseshit that’s been spewed from MAGA Nation over the past six months – and perhaps most importantly hardly touches on the failure of the legislation to make a Capitol riot commission happen, and all of the excuses Republicans pulled with that. That retrospective will have to wait for the actual “Capitolghazi” partisan Dem House committee to happen. Won’t be long of a wait, so stay tuned to National Zero.

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